Get to it Scottyeb

But mr Achinhead, I don't see your answers! (or have you posted them in Scotty's journal?

I am going to check.

And can I steal your questionnaire? I like it!

jude :D

But of Course (Said with a cheesy fake French Accent)

Jude,

You are correct, my answers are not there. I just added the 10 that scottyeb told me to, so here ya go:

14a. What animal do you think you would be if you came back as one?
A Duck-Billed Platypus

14b. If you paint toenails, look at painted toenails (or want to) what color do you like best?
Whorish Red (really, I'm pretty sure that Revlon just came out with that color)

14c. If you could spend a romantic weekend with Harpo Marx, where would you go?
A chateau in the French Alps where we could practice our "french". Man he's hot!

14d. Where is Elvis?
Feeding the worms - or commanding the alien strikeforce headed our way - I haven't made up my mind.

14e. Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts?
Dunkin' Donuts - Donut shiops are supposed to be dingy and a little scary, not all bright and soccer mom designed.

14f. Are you politically Right, Left or Spineless?
Right.

14g. Jimmy Page or Pete Townsend?
Jimmy Page - no question.

14h. If you could only choose between Bluegrass and Death Metal, which would you choose?
Got to go with Bluegrass on this one.

14i. Who would you rather hold down in a bucket of water until they stop struggling: Pauly Shore or Toby Keith?
Neither, I'd buy a big enough bucket to hold both of them.

14j. What personality flaw do you wish you could change easily but are too lazy to work on fixing?
I have a temper that I struggle to control many times. I'm sure that with hard work and a devotion to love and caring, I could fix it, but it's such a part of who I am, I'm not sure I would like me as well without it.

And Jude, if you want my stupid questions on your LJ, you are more than welcome to them.

Hmmm

I also note that I didn't see your answers Jude!

14a. What animal do you think you would be if you came back as one? Lemming.

14b. If you paint toenails (or want to) what color do you like best? Green

14c. If you could spend a romantic weekend with Harpo Marx, where would you go? I'd take him home and have sloppy sex with him.

14d. Where is Elvis? He's participating in a concert with Frank Sinatra right now.

14e. Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts? Dunkin

14f. Are you politically Right, Left or Spineless? I have no idea. I don't believe in gun control, but I believe efforts should be made to severely limit ammunition. I don't favor the death penalty, and I believe women have the right to choose. I think the Wellfare system needs to be put a cap on the number of children an unwed mother can have and use for additional support.
I'll let you decide for me.

14g. Jimmy Page or Pete Townsend? Ooooh toughy. Pete probably.

14h. If you could only choose between Bluegrass and Death Metal, which would you choose? Blue Grass

14i. Who would you rather hold down in a bucket of water until they stop struggling: Pauly Shore or Toby Keith? Pauly Shore

14j. What personality flaw do you wish you could change easily but are too lazy to work on fixing? I smoke too much. Not sure if that's a flaw in my personality, but there it is. I also have a tendency to overanalyze things.

It's about time.

I've laid awake all night waiting for you to live up to your end of the deal.

NOW my faith in humankind is fully restored, thank you.

I love you man!